HoW’D ThEy gEt mY VoIcE In a tElEpHoNe wIrE?
WhY ArE PaNtS DiFfErEnT ThAn sHirtS???
thats not food dickhead thats my baby like legit im having a baby
NO STRIDER.
I’M TRYING TO SCOUR THE DISGUSTING LAYERS OF GREASE YOU HAVE LEFT ON MY WORKTOPS IN MY ABSENCE.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT FAIRY TALES.
OKAY.
I’VE SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED ALL THE BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL, OLD PIZZA BOXES, BONGS, AND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT FROM MY HIVE.
ALL I NEED TO DEAL WITH NOW IS THE ROTTING STENCH THAT THE STRIDERS LEFT BEHIND.
LEARN TO FUCKING SHOWER.
Since all your kids are inactive, are you going to replace them?
Anonymous((i don’t know, i’m not very active myself
i’m hoping they’ll reappear, they were brilliant))
I WON’T BE AROUND VERY MUCH.
BUSY SEASON IS BUSY. I NEED TO GET GIFTS FOR THE KIDS AND THE NEIGHBOURS AND ALL THAT.
I’LL STILL POP IN OCCASIONALLY, THOUGH.
(PSST H3R3S 4 P1CTUR3 OF H1M 4SL33P)
You seem to have been showing the Striders a lot of attention. Have any of your kids been jealous because of this?
AnonymousTHE FUCKING STRIDERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I’VE SEEN, OTHER THAN EGBERT. WHEN MY KIDS SHOW UP AGAIN THEN I’LL GO BACK TO LAVISHING THEM WITH ATTENTION.
STRIDERS ARE STILL HERE.
ALTHOUGH ADMITTEDLY IT’S BECAUSE I MADE THEM DINNER.
STUPID STICK THIN BASTARDS.
